Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed �Brainsmasher� Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Starring:

Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Yuji Okumoto

Genre:

Action, Romance, Comedy